| Chief Manager |
Tim Rewartz |
| Urtzwear, LLC |
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Current Responsibilities:
Attend skeet shoots, talk to women about his 'gun,' polish his 'gun,' send letters to the NRA calling them a left wing organization.
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Qualities Sought in an OutsourCEO:
Leave his 'gun' in his pants. Award bonuses in the form of cash or equivalent instead of back-rubs.
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What outsourCEO can help this company save:
Hundreds of thousands in sexual harrassment suit settlements.
The dignity of the Urtzwear, LLC employees.
Many, many clay pigeons.
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| Most Recent Request: |
November 1, 2007 |
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