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Urtzwear, LLC |
Chief Manager |
| Tim Rewartz |
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Current Responsibilities:
Attend skeet shoots, talk to women about his 'gun,' and ask them if they'd like to help polish it sometime.
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Qualities Sought in an OutsourCEO:
Allow employees to ban his 'gun' on the premises. Award bonuses in the form of cash or equivalent instead of back-rubs.
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What outsourCEO can help this company save:
Hundreds of thousands in 'gun-related' suit settlements.
The dignity of the Urtzwear, LLC employees.
Many, many clay pigeons.
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| Most Recent Request: |
November 1, 2007 |
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